alex. 23. usa. "i want to sit on my couch and drink and not change my pants for days at a time." casual reminder that sarah is the snowflake to my latke.

realityisoverrated:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
I COULD
EAT
A HORSE
JFC

shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage


My ex man brought his new girlfriend, she’s like “Oh my God” but I’m just gonna shake until that fella over there with the hella good hair; won’t you come on over baby we can shake, shake, shake…
10knotes:

What even are cats?
WE MAY NEVER TRULY KNOW

faineemae:

bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”

GROSS school starts tomorrow ish